“Y’all hear that? We’re usin’ codenames.” 🎥

“All you got to do is go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way…turn.” 🎥

“Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta hug!” 🎥

“I know he can get the job. But, can he do the job?” 🎥

“I can think of three real good reasons why you shouldn’t do something like that, George. One, the Russian wheat harvest isn’t going to be as bad as everybody thinks. And two… And three, judging from all these jewels around your girlfriend’s neck here, I think you’ll need every penny you’ve got just to keep her happy.” 🎥

“I hope you boys won’t be offended by this, but, uh, I gotta get back to work and I was wondering if I could quit the gang. Be willing to give up my share of the money. Obviously, I’d be sworn to secrecy.” 🎥

“You can’t rent a car with shower curtain rings, Del.” 🎥

“You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years.” 🎥

“Who has been puttin’ out their Kools on my floor?” 🎥

“She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn’t speak Imbecile.” 🎥

“Did Tommy ever tell you about my painting?” 🎥

“Mom, we’re not supposed to study. We just have to sit there and do nothing.” 🎥

“Hi Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were.” 🎥

“No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, handcrafted in Switzerland and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is the sports watch of the ’80s. $6,955 retail.” 🎥

“Won’t you gentlemen have a Pepsi?” 🎥

“Don’t make her give up the kids, Frank!” 🎥

“May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.” 🎥

“Bye, Steve. Good party.” 🎥

“Is somebody playing with the computers?” 🎥

“Hi. My name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me.” 🎥

“That’s our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It’s perfect for us, because, you know, we’re the fire department.” 🎥

“You’d be perfectly happy with two eighths instead of a quarter? That’s awfully big of you.” 🎥

“Well, this whole thing is just who knows who. Then over here you have favoritism.” 🎥

“I want to get one thing straight here, or I’m walkin’ too. I don’t work on January the 8th…cause that’s Elvis’ birthday.” 🎥

“Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues brothers…has been approved.” 🎥