Kev Rodgers

“I hope you boys won’t be offended by this, but, uh, I gotta get back to work and I was wondering if I could quit the gang. Be willing to give up my share of the money. Obviously, I’d be sworn to secrecy.” 🎥

“You can’t rent a car with shower curtain rings, Del.” 🎥

“You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years.” 🎥

“Who has been puttin’ out their Kools on my floor?” 🎥

“She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn’t speak Imbecile.” 🎥

“Did Tommy ever tell you about my painting?” 🎥

“Mom, we’re not supposed to study. We just have to sit there and do nothing.” 🎥

“Hi Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were.” 🎥

“No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, handcrafted in Switzerland and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is the sports watch of the ’80s. $6,955 retail.” 🎥

“Won’t you gentlemen have a Pepsi?” 🎥

“Don’t make her give up the kids, Frank!” 🎥

“May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.” 🎥

“Bye, Steve. Good party.” 🎥

“Is somebody playing with the computers?” 🎥

“Hi. My name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me.” 🎥

“That’s our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It’s perfect for us, because, you know, we’re the fire department.” 🎥

“You’d be perfectly happy with two eighths instead of a quarter? That’s awfully big of you.” 🎥

“Well, this whole thing is just who knows who. Then over here you have favoritism.” 🎥

“I want to get one thing straight here, or I’m walkin’ too. I don’t work on January the 8th…cause that’s Elvis’ birthday.” 🎥

“Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues brothers…has been approved.” 🎥

“Merry New Year!” 🎥

“Who own The Chiefs?” 🎥

“Great! You’ve killed The Invisible Swordsman!” 🎥

“…and she stepped on the ball.” 🎥

“How about a nice hot dog and a beer?” 🎥