”Ah, there. Voice come from cow on wall.” 🎥

“Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.” 🎥

“And another thing, just wait ’til next year!” 🎥

“Woke up in a great mood. I don’t know what the hell happened.” 🎥

“Learning about Cuba, having some food.” 🎥

“There’s no basement at The Alamo!” 🎥

“Yeah, but I’m sayin’ that TruCoat®, you don’t get it, you get oxidation problems. It’ll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.” 🎥

“Oh, well, how do you measure yourself with other golfers?” 🎥

“I want me a PRS guitar, with the dragon inlay.” 🎥

“You, uhm, wanna come in ‘n’ sing some blues?” 🎥

“It’s 4:30, time for milking.” 🎥

“I got in the short line once. It was for farm vehicles” 🎥

“No. No, Mom. I’m not watching T.V. I…I’m practicing. I practicing.” 🎥

“So it’s sorta social. Demented and sad, but social, right?” 🎥

“My hypocrisy goes only so far.” 🎥

“I want to get one thing straight here, or I’m walkin’ too. I don’t work on January the 8th…cause that’s Elvis’ birthday.” 🎥

“Merry New Year!” 🎥

“Y’all hear that? We’re usin’ codenames.” 🎥

“All you got to do is go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way…turn.” 🎥

“Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta hug!” 🎥

“I know he can get the job. But, can he do the job?” 🎥

“I can think of three real good reasons why you shouldn’t do something like that, George. One, the Russian wheat harvest isn’t going to be as bad as everybody thinks. And two… And three, judging from all these jewels around your girlfriend’s neck here, I think you’ll need every penny you’ve got just to keep her happy.” 🎥

“I hope you boys won’t be offended by this, but, uh, I gotta get back to work and I was wondering if I could quit the gang. Be willing to give up my share of the money. Obviously, I’d be sworn to secrecy.” 🎥

“You can’t rent a car with shower curtain rings, Del.” 🎥

“You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years.” 🎥