“We split that.” 🎥

“More lamb fries. Get ’em while they’re hot.” 🎥

“Look, I gotta gun out there in my purse. And up to now I been forgivin’ and forgettin’ because of the way I was brought up. But I’ll tell you one thing. If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I’m gonna get that gun of mine, and I’m gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot.” 🎥

“Can you blow me where the Pampers is?” 🎥

“That for true, Father?” 🎥

“It means we’re O.I.O.—Obligated Involuntary Officers.” 🎥

“Big Ben. Parliament.” 🎥

“It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.” 🎥

“I make $31,000 a year and I’ve got a home, and I’m not about to throw it away on some punk like you.” 🎥

“What’s wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.” 🎥