“Oh, well, how do you measure yourself with other golfers?” 🎥

“I want me a PRS guitar, with the dragon inlay.” 🎥

“You, uhm, wanna come in ‘n’ sing some blues?” 🎥

“It’s 4:30, time for milking.” 🎥

“I got in the short line once. It was for farm vehicles” 🎥

“No. No, Mom. I’m not watching T.V. I…I’m practicing. I practicing.” 🎥

“So it’s sorta social. Demented and sad, but social, right?” 🎥

“My hypocrisy goes only so far.” 🎥

“I want to get one thing straight here, or I’m walkin’ too. I don’t work on January the 8th…cause that’s Elvis’ birthday.” 🎥

“Merry New Year!” 🎥