“That’s none.” 🎥

“Strip you little shit, before I tear you a new asshole!” 🎥

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat.” 🎥

“Ah, there. Voice come from cow on wall.” 🎥

“Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.” 🎥

“And another thing, just wait ’til next year!” 🎥

“Woke up in a great mood. I don’t know what the hell happened.” 🎥

“Learning about Cuba, having some food.” 🎥

“There’s no basement at The Alamo!” 🎥

“Yeah, but I’m sayin’ that TruCoat®, you don’t get it, you get oxidation problems. It’ll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.” 🎥