“You know what they say about this type of operation: чем меньше вы знаете, тем лучше.” 🎥

“Vince Neil only did thirty days, and he killed somebody.” 🎥

“I want to get one thing straight here, or I’m walkin’ too. I don’t work on January the 8th … ’cause that’s Elvis’s birthday.” 🎥

“Merry New Year!” 🎥

“I know he can get the job. But, can he do the job?” 🎥

“Look, we want you to express yourself, mkay? Now, if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then ok—but some people choose to wear more, and we encourage that, ok?” 🎥

“I’ve seen you before, you know.” 🎥

“Yes, uh… Joanna, what motivated you to rise and go get the serving tray?” 🎥

“Joshua called me!” 🎥

“See, if you’d stick to your twelve-point maintenance program, eh, then we wouldn’t have to jump start you like this.” 🎥

“That’s not an ashtray, you asshole.” 🎥

“How can we pickup Sloane, if Rooney is there with her?” 🎥

“Now take me to jail.” 🎥

“I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know? As a career, I don’t want to do that.” 🎥

“David, is this because of what you did with my grade?” 🎥

“Do you know what I believe, uh… I’d like? A chocolate fudge sundae with whip cream and a cherry on top.” 🎥

“It was two minutes five minutes ago.” 🎥

“Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.” 🎥

“Morrie’s Wigs don’t come off… even underwater.” 🎥

“Shit, we forgot to practice.” 🎥

“You two… can’t even take a shower… with a beautiful woman… without wearing your jeans!” 🎥

“I feel sorry for you. What it must feel like to wanna pull the switch.” 🎥

“That’s none.” 🎥

“Strip you little shit, before I tear you a new asshole!” 🎥

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat.” 🎥