“How can we pickup Sloane, if Rooney is there with her?” 🎥

“Now take me to jail.” 🎥

“I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know? As a career, I don’t want to do that.” 🎥

“David, is this because of what you did with my grade?” 🎥

“Do you know what I believe, uh… I’d like? A chocolate fudge sundae with whip cream and a cherry on top.” 🎥

“It was two minutes five minutes ago.” 🎥

“Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.” 🎥

“Morrie’s Wigs don’t come off… even underwater.” 🎥

“Shit, we forgot to practice.” 🎥

“You two… can’t even take a shower… with a beautiful woman… without wearing your jeans!” 🎥

“I feel sorry for you. What it must feel like to wanna pull the switch.” 🎥

“That’s none.” 🎥

“Strip you little shit, before I tear you a new asshole!” 🎥

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat.” 🎥

“Ah, there. Voice come from cow on wall.” 🎥

“Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.” 🎥

“And another thing, just wait ’til next year!” 🎥

“Woke up in a great mood. I don’t know what the hell happened.” 🎥

“Learning about Cuba, having some food.” 🎥

“There’s no basement at The Alamo!” 🎥

“Yeah, but I’m sayin’ that TruCoat®, you don’t get it, you get oxidation problems. It’ll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.” 🎥

“Oh, well, how do you measure yourself with other golfers?” 🎥

“I want me a PRS guitar, with the dragon inlay.” 🎥

“You, uhm, wanna come in ‘n’ sing some blues?” 🎥

“It’s 4:30, time for milking.” 🎥