“We split that.” 🎥

“More lamb fries. Get ’em while they’re hot.” 🎥

“Look, I gotta gun out there in my purse. And up to now I been forgivin’ and forgettin’ because of the way I was brought up. But I’ll tell you one thing. If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I’m gonna get that gun of mine, and I’m gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot.” 🎥

“Can you blow me where the Pampers is?” 🎥

“That for true, Father?” 🎥

“It means we’re O.I.O.—Obligated Involuntary Officers.” 🎥

“Big Ben. Parliament.” 🎥

“It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.” 🎥

“I make $31,000 a year and I’ve got a home, and I’m not about to throw it away on some punk like you.” 🎥

“What’s wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.” 🎥

“Without lamps, there’d be no light.” 🎥

“They took the stones from here.” 🎥

“Noise, noise, noise. Shmokin’ weed, shmokin’ weed, doing coke, drinkin’ beers. Pack of wraps, my good man. Time to kick back, drink some beers, and shmoke some weed!” 🎥

“You know what they say about this type of operation: чем меньше вы знаете, тем лучше.” 🎥

“Vince Neil only did thirty days, and he killed somebody.” 🎥

“I want to get one thing straight here, or I’m walkin’ too. I don’t work on January the 8th … ’cause that’s Elvis’s birthday.” 🎥

“Merry New Year!” 🎥

“I know he can get the job. But, can he do the job?” 🎥

“Look, we want you to express yourself, mkay? Now, if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then ok—but some people choose to wear more, and we encourage that, ok?” 🎥

“I’ve seen you before, you know.” 🎥

“Yes, uh… Joanna, what motivated you to rise and go get the serving tray?” 🎥

“Joshua called me!” 🎥

“See, if you’d stick to your twelve-point maintenance program, eh, then we wouldn’t have to jump start you like this.” 🎥

“That’s not an ashtray, you asshole.” 🎥

“How can we pickup Sloane, if Rooney is there with her?” 🎥