“No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, handcrafted in Switzerland and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is the sports watch of the ’80s. $6,955 retail.” 🎥

“Won’t you gentlemen have a Pepsi?” 🎥

Connections is an ok game. I don’t play it everyday, but I think it’s good for the brain.

Connections Puzzle #332

🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦

This is how the streak ended.

Wordle 1,052 X/6

🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩

Got it. New streak now at 59.

Wordle 1,047 5/6

⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

If I get today’s Wordle, it will be my longest streak.

Nine out of every ten fire drills happen when I’m eating lunch. At least it’s nice outside today. 😎

“Don’t make her give up the kids, Frank!” 🎥

“May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.” 🎥

“Bye, Steve. Good party.” 🎥

I vastly underestimated how much not being able to run a Windows VM on an M3 MacBook Pro would cramp my style.

“Is somebody playing with the computers?” 🎥

“Hi. My name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me.” 🎥

Made it through a speed check going 80 this morning. I did say, “oh fudge”, out loud, so I got that going for me.

Wordle tried to trip me up with letters I don’t usually pick. Whew!

Wordle 997 6/6

⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

“That’s our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It’s perfect for us, because, you know, we’re the fire department.” 🎥

I built a pyramid today.

Wordle 971 4/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Missed the Wordle today and ended a 58 day streak.

“You’d be perfectly happy with two eighths instead of a quarter? That’s awfully big of you.” 🎥

“Well, this whole thing is just who knows who. Then over here you have favoritism.” 🎥

“I want to get one thing straight here, or I’m walkin’ too. I don’t work on January the 8th…cause that’s Elvis’ birthday.” 🎥

“Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues brothers…has been approved.” 🎥

“Merry New Year!” 🎥

“Who own The Chiefs?” 🎥

“Great! You’ve killed The Invisible Swordsman!” 🎥