“I hope you boys won’t be offended by this, but, uh, I gotta get back to work and I was wondering if I could quit the gang. Be willing to give up my share of the money. Obviously, I’d be sworn to secrecy.” 🎥

“You can’t rent a car with shower curtain rings, Del.” 🎥

64 streak! Let’s go!

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With today’s win, I’ve tied the max streak at 63. Tomorrow could set a new record. No pressure.

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“You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years.” 🎥

“Who has been puttin’ out their Kools on my floor?” 🎥

“She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn’t speak Imbecile.” 🎥

“Did Tommy ever tell you about my painting?” 🎥

“Mom, we’re not supposed to study. We just have to sit there and do nothing.” 🎥

If you’re interested in a cruel game, put a mouse next to your computer that isn’t connected to it. Then, count how many times during the day you tried to use it.

A laptop with a visible screen displaying a workspace background is placed on a dark surface beside a red and black wireless mouse.