Sold out! Good thing I ordered mine yesterday. 🎵

“I feel sorry for you. What it must feel like to wanna pull the switch.” 🎥

Today I learned, shift + option + ? makes a ¿.

“That’s none.” 🎥

“Strip you little shit, before I tear you a new asshole!” 🎥

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat.” 🎥

“Ah, there. Voice come from cow on wall.” 🎥

“Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.” 🎥

“And another thing, just wait ’til next year!” 🎥

“Woke up in a great mood. I don’t know what the hell happened.” 🎥

“Learning about Cuba, having some food.” 🎥

I printed this stand to showcase which album is currently playing on the turntable. Featured here is Book of Bad Decisions by Clutch. 🎵 A turntable with headphones rests on a table, next to an album cover featuring an eagle with the text NOW PLAYING underneath.

“There’s no basement at The Alamo!” 🎥

Today I learned how to play a 4:3 polyrhythm. 🥁

“Yeah, but I’m sayin’ that TruCoat®, you don’t get it, you get oxidation problems. It’ll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.” 🎥

“Oh, well, how do you measure yourself with other golfers?” 🎥

I need to filter out lines from a file that contain any of the following: 1/49, 1/50, 1/51, 1/52, 2/49, 2/50, 2/51, 2/52, 3/49, 3/50, 3/51, 3/52, 4/49, 4/50, 4/51, or 4/52. Here’s a regex that will match them.

.*(1|2|3|4|5)/(49|50|51|52).*

“I want me a PRS guitar, with the dragon inlay.” 🎥

“You, uhm, wanna come in ‘n’ sing some blues?” 🎥

Solving in two guesses with only a single misplaced letter in guess one is like magic.

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“It’s 4:30, time for milking.” 🎥

My last two movie quote posts were from Tom Hanks movies. That wasn’t intentional, but it emphasizes the quotability of those movies and how many of them I’ve seen multiple times.

“I got in the short line once. It was for farm vehicles” 🎥

“No. No, Mom. I’m not watching T.V. I…I’m practicing. I practicing.” 🎥

“So it’s sorta social. Demented and sad, but social, right?” 🎥