There’s a Raycast extension for posting to Micro.blog.

“Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.” 🎥

“Morrie’s Wigs don’t come off… even underwater.” 🎥

“Shit, we forgot to practice.” 🎥

“You two… can’t even take a shower… with a beautiful woman… without wearing your jeans!” 🎥

Sold out! Good thing I ordered mine yesterday. 🎵

“I feel sorry for you. What it must feel like to wanna pull the switch.” 🎥

Today I learned, shift + option + ? makes a ¿.

“That’s none.” 🎥

“Strip you little shit, before I tear you a new asshole!” 🎥

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat.” 🎥

“Ah, there. Voice come from cow on wall.” 🎥

“Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.” 🎥

“And another thing, just wait ’til next year!” 🎥

“Woke up in a great mood. I don’t know what the hell happened.” 🎥

“Learning about Cuba, having some food.” 🎥

I printed this stand to showcase which album is currently playing on the turntable. Featured here is Book of Bad Decisions by Clutch. 🎵 A turntable with headphones rests on a table, next to an album cover featuring an eagle with the text NOW PLAYING underneath.

“There’s no basement at The Alamo!” 🎥

Today I learned how to play a 4:3 polyrhythm. 🥁

“Yeah, but I’m sayin’ that TruCoat®, you don’t get it, you get oxidation problems. It’ll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.” 🎥

“Oh, well, how do you measure yourself with other golfers?” 🎥

I need to filter out lines from a file that contain any of the following: 1/49, 1/50, 1/51, 1/52, 2/49, 2/50, 2/51, 2/52, 3/49, 3/50, 3/51, 3/52, 4/49, 4/50, 4/51, or 4/52. Here’s a regex that will match them.

.*(1|2|3|4|5)/(49|50|51|52).*

“I want me a PRS guitar, with the dragon inlay.” 🎥

“You, uhm, wanna come in ‘n’ sing some blues?” 🎥

Solving in two guesses with only a single misplaced letter in guess one is like magic.

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